The Dao of Magic

Here I am, sitting on a mountain so far away from civilisation it might as well be the godforsaken... Read more Here I am, sitting on a mountain so far away from civilisation it might as well be the godforsaken arse of the world, about to ascend. Can’t wait to leave this crapfest of a planet… Turns out that the higher ups decided that an unaffiliated rogue like me is too big of a risk to let run around free.Seems like this entire cultivation world is a late stage capitalist money making machine for the powers that be in the higher realms, and me stealing the good loot in front of their descendants and sect disciples noses finally pissed them off enough to take action.First, they sent all the sect masters and hidden dao protectors to off me — which failed, obviously. Heh, afterwards they simply bitch slapped me out of their universe though.That is interesting and all, but I just woke up in a valley watching some critters murder each other while trying not to freak out about how bad it smells here.Soo… where the fuck am I? Why is that deer fighting a feathery squirrel? Why am I teaching this baby rabbit saved from a cannibalistic mother how to kick beings in the face with the power of qi? Collapse Magic, Reincarnation, Overpowered Protagonist, Male Protagonist, Fantasy Creatures, Weak to Strong Read a bit of it and then skimmed ch300, which makes me give it 5/10(2/5). It's not shit, I suppose, but it tries hard to be funny, or perhaps ironic or something, and it just really falls flat on its face. It seems to kinda be attempting to make fun of cliches, but it's done by actually making use of those cliches and then just making the MC hyper-aware of it? Which is just a chore to read through? Similarly, while I enjoy the attempts to make cultivation understandable, it ultimately doesn't add much to the story- the writing isn't bad, but the way these explanations are done make them a slog. I don't mind when stories go more in-depth about the system, but not how it is here. Similarly, the MC doesn't come across as someone who's already lived through two extensive lives- I could enjoy his personality if it was leaned into a bit more, but the story takes him very seriously and it just does not work. Was hoping for a nice comedy, slice-of-life with him taking in some disciples maybe, but it dun' work bro. Quote: JuzzderoThe Dao of Magic The science of voodoo, the sorcery of physics. Nah you didn’t have to do that bruh hahahahahahahah Are in the 160 area and are only thinking about Spoiler all those cultivations systems why not genes, to perfect one self Hmm hmm The Dao of Magic The science of voodoo, the sorcery of physics. The dao of literature or better know as contradiction hoho