This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill

Ding! The system activated the mission! [Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let... Read more Ding! The system activated the mission![Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let’s give him a peaceful mercy teehee~]Shinomiya Aoba was stunned.The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strong…Looking at the Gedo Mado Pipe inserted in the back of ‘old age Madara’, he was silent and even wanted to laugh.What do you mean his ‘oxygen tube’?You want me to die?!In addition… The super suicide missions have been released:[Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! —Take a hard kick of ‘Night Guy’ and shout out, ‘I would not call you the strongest!’] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! —And record this beautiful moment!][Art is Explosion… and SpongeBob Squarepants! —-To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!][Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding —No less than a hundred words of congratulations!]In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of “Damn it, he’s crazy!”“This Ninja clearly didn’t look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?”This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that’s on seeking death. Collapse Academy, Average-looking Protagonist, Calm Protagonist, Cheats, Eye Powers, Fanfiction, Game Elements, Hard-Working Protagonist, Hiding True Abilities, Hiding True Identity, Level System, Male Protagonist, Misunderstandings, Ninjas, Overpowered Protagonist, Poor Protagonist, Puppeteers, Reincarnated in Another World, Reluctant Protagonist, Schemes And Conspiracies, Secret Organizations, Skill Creation, Soul Power, Spies, Sword Wielder, System Administrator, Unlucky Protagonist, Wars, Weak Protagonist, Weak to Strong, Naruto If somebody is searching for a dark or at least unfeeling mc this is not for you. Also there are some big plot holes in my opinion. If you have not seen Naruto then you can read it and enjoy, probably. I read till chap 80 and I already gave it a lot of chances just because of Naruto fanfic, but again the plotholes A very fun read. Too many times I had to hold back laughter. The MC is smart and it is very entertaining to find out how he will solve the impossible tasks. The character intersctions are interesting and the MC is not afraid to change the plot. It's pretty good. The biggest problem is it's Naruto, but Chinese. Chinese Young Masters, Chinese idioms, Chinese crap everywhere. Hell, they even use Taels as the currency! Talk of cultivation (which isnt inherently Chinese, but it basically is), Medicinal herbs and baths (again, not 'technically' Chinese exclusively, but it basically is). I love Chinese fantasy, but i dont like when Chinese cliches are shoved into other cultures stories (Imagine MCU but all the characters act like Chinese fantasy).Overall, it has it's funny moments. Just wish it would stop forcing other animes and stuff into a Naruto story. I agree,the worst part is when someone not from china writes a cultivation and people shit on them. (These author put in effort)even though Chinese author pump fast food like novels out just to make a quick buck, and people praise them. Let add something to this some Chinese author do put effort in there novels I’ve read my fair share of novels, and some of my favorite are Chinese cultivation novel. I pretty much grew up on them, What I’m specifically taking about is when an fans put shit on a pedestal, even if it on a golden pedestal it’s still shit, Then they turn around and gatekeeper. I’ve come across comment saying that people who aren’t Chinese shouldn’t write cultivation novels. Let me break the bad news Buddhism and Taoism are amazing fanfic of Hinduism, lol. (Buddhism predates Hinduism as a whole, but is considered a main tenet of the religion which came from then Indus River civilization and during the east ward expansion of philosophy, trade, etc reach the yellow river civilization) My dude...buddhism is 2500 year old religion while hinduism is considered to be 4000-4300 years old. Where did I say this , I know Buddhism was created in 5th century while Hinduism was in created in 4000-5000 BCE.Edit. Oh I see, I think got the words flipped when I was typing that comment. Lol This is the only one that meets my criteria. The new update on this site is total crap. Although I admit that there are a couple of good novels, they have too few chapters. Even the fallen novel was added. Read 56 chapter the novel is really enjoyable+ It is a relaxing funny read with substantial story- the grammer is awful but understandable and manages to make the novel funnier The novel is a solid 3.7/5 I hate gyms ಠ_ʖಠRank: D Probably because your face is so disfigured ??? It might be this thing---> ಠ_ʖಠ ohh lol you got it